CJ is having a bad day having been left alone in a London pub by her Rock Star fiance. The Bartender, Murry attempts to brighten CJ's evening with a story. But the story soon takes on the trappings of a lesson about the six phases of adultery. Murry soon gets the entire pub including a bi-sexual trio, loser guys, and drunken snobs involved as each character in his romance novel tale becomes a perfect example of each phase. 1 - The Fantasy. 2 - The Itch. 3 - The Near Miss. 4 - The Lure of the Taboo. 5 - Wonderful Sex. 6 - Betrayal. CJ begins to wonder if Murry's lesson is a message...